The Prankster and the Conspiracy by Adam Gorightly

Author:Adam Gorightly [Gorightly, Adam]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Cosimo, Inc.
Published: 2012-12-09T21:00:00+00:00

Later on in the letter:

… I do not know where all this will end, but we will make the bicycle scam of Amsterdam look like a game of tiddly-winks.

Of course it will first be necessary to present the Bavarian Illuminati side of things—we are a much-maligned group. We are not, for example, assassins—not PEOPLE assassins, anyhow, but EGO assassins. We pick out various targets in the power structure and, by one means or another, TURN THEM ON. And, contrary to the exaggerations of our enemies, we do NOT control ALL the TV networks—better to blame us for the assassinations than THAT! Nor have we yet secured complete control of international banking (we still need your donations out there for this project to continue).

But it is plain that we definitely ARE on the offensive these days (so much so that we can begin to come out in the open at relatively liberated places like Berkeley) and one of our membership drive slogans (as we are going to start openly selling memberships in the near future in order to raise money for various worthy causes, such as Kerry Thornley’s Defense Fund— “Don’t let Garrison wreck the Illuminati!”) can be: GET ON THE WINNING SIDE—JOIN THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI!

For only five bucks, folks—or a larger donation if you can afford it—you get a Bavarian Illuminati Membership Card, which is to Illuminate the Opposition. You also get other junk and especially some ILLUMINATION STICKERS, which you paste up in heads and phone booths & which are triangular, feature the Illuminati Pyramid, and say on them either CONSPIRE or (depending on the sticker in question) ILLUMINATE. You also get an “in Gold we trust” button and a psychedelic recruiting poster—THE ILLUMINATI BUILDS CONSPIRATORS! (THE ILLUMINATI BUILDS GODS?) (BUDDHAS?)

Naturally, all illuminated people are Illuminati, and nearly all the young people are illuminated these days—but to be a Conscious Agent of the Conspiracy, you have to be a card-carrying Illuminati….

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